I don’t think you want to tak advice from me. I ate a 3 Musketeers bar for breakfast and this bra is held together with tape.

Liz Lemon (Tina Fey), 30 Rock (via devanclara)

meowwill:

sums up life.
thanks meow meow for this picture

meowwill:

sums up life.

thanks meow meow for this picture

What are you going to do after this?
More of this

Are you wearing jeans?
PJ pants

Where did you buy the shirt you’re wearing now?
Goodwill

Has anyone ever called you a whore?
Yep


Who were you last in a car with?
Probably AJ

Do you have a formspring?
No

Are you in a good mood right now?
No

Has anyone told you that you have pretty eyes?
Yep

Is there anyone who you think you deserve an apology from?
Probably

Have you ever played the guitar?
I learned a bit but I didn’t care for it

Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?
My boyfriend has a way of always doing cute things

Could you handle living together with the last person who you talked to on the phone?
It was a guy at Citibank, so hell yeah

Do you ever take your anger out on others?
Yes

What grade is the last person you texted in?
He’s 25…

Do you know what you want to be when you grow up?
Amazing

Where’s your phone right now?
Next to me

Have you ever liked someone older than you?
Yes

Are you the oldest child?
Baby

Would you rather be called honey or baby?
Baby. I’m the one who says honey.

Was the first person to text you today a boy or a girl?
A girl.

Is there anyone who doesn’t like you because of something you did?
Sure

Do you have any bruises?
No

Did you mean ‘i love you’ when you said it last?
Absolutely.

I bet you’re talking to someone right now aren’t you?
No

Who was the last person you cut out of your life intentionally?
A boy.

If your doctor told you TODAY that you were pregnant, what would you say?
Fuck that.

Is there someone who pops into your mind at random times?
Yep

Honestly, whats on your mind right now?
My back, my boyfriend

When was the last time you went in the opposite sex’s public bathroom?
Yesterday. I was cleaning at work

What are you wearing right now?
Tee and pj pants

Righty or Lefty?
Lefty

Have you had the chicken pox?
No

Did you buy something today?
Yep. Memory foam topper for AJ’s mattress

Last person to lay in your bed?
Me.

Can a boy and girl be friends without having feelings for each other?
Yep

What’s your favorite color?
Pink

When’s the last time you chose a bath over a shower?
It’s been forever

What are you doing for your next birthday?
Turning 22

Would you ever camp out on a beach, under the stars?
YES

Are you happier now? Or were you happier two months ago?
I don’t know

Do you prefer drinking water from a bottle or from the sink?
Bottle

What were you doing at 10:30 last night?
Trying to fall asleep

Are you listening to music right now?
No

Do you prefer warm or cold weather?
Warm

What were you doing at 7am this morning?
Waking up

Were you happy when you woke up today?
No

Has anyone got on your nerves today?
Yep

What were you doing before filling out this survey?
Nothing

What are you excited for?
Electric Forest

What piercings do you have?
I have 7 piercings on my ears and hope to get my nose done soon

Is there someone who you can spend every minute with and be happy?
Not every minute

Who’s thinking about you right now?
Probably AJ

Will your next kiss be a mistake?
Nope

Do you think two people can last forever?
Yes

How late did you stay up last night?
11

When was the last time you cried really hard?
Today

When is the next time you’ll hug someone?
Tomorrow

Are you afraid of roller coasters?
TERRIFIED

Have you ever done something outrageously dumb?
Of course.

Are you keeping a secret right now?
Yeah.

Do you miss the way things used to be?
Eh

Do you think you can last for an hour without talking?
Yes


Has anyone put their arms around you in the past 7 days?
Yep

How many times is A in your full name?
3

Are your toenails painted?
No

Is your hair longer than your shoulders?
No. 

Do you know anyone else with your name?
Old ladies

Last person who gave you a ‘good morning’ text?
AJ

Do you think you will ever get married?
Yes

What’s your favorite season?
Fall.

Who do you care about the most?
Family and friends

Are you spending the weekend with the last person you kissed?

Yup

If you could, would you hookup with the last person you texted?

Well he’s my boyfriend, so…

What if your boyfriend/ girlfriend went through your cellphone?

He wouldn’t care

Would you have sex with the 5th person in your contact list?

No

Have you hugged anyone in the last 72 hours?

Oh yes

Do you hate the last male you had a conversation with?

No

The person you have the strongest feelings for dies, do you care?

Yeah

Think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them in a car?

Yes

Are you nice to everyone?

I try to be

Is it possible to be single and happy?

Yes

Are you happy with the way things are going?

For the most part

Do you have trust issues?

Yes

Do you change your phone background a lot?

No

Do you wish someone would call or text you right now?

Yep

Are you listening to any music?

No

Last awkward moment?

My entire life is an awkward moment

Who was the last person to tell you that they love you, other than family?

AJ

Did your boyfriend/ girlfriend say i love you to you today?

Yes

Did you sleep alone last night?

Nope. I got to wake up next to my boy

Does it bother you when people try to make you jealous?

No

Could you have sex with the last person you text messaged?

Yes

Waiting for something?

Sorta

Wouldn’t it be kinda annoying to have to share a bed every night?

No, it’s awesome

Don’t you just love waking up to good morning texts?

Yes

Has anyone called you perfect before?

Yes

Are you trying to avoid liking somebody at the moment?

No

Will you talk to someone on the phone tonight?

Yes

Do you get upset over the opposite sex easily?

No.

Have you ever fallen asleep in someone’s arms?

Yes :)

Have you ever made out with someone you weren’t dating?

Yes

What’s something that can always make you feel better?

My dog

Would you be shocked if the last person you kissed text messaged you?

No

Who knows your biggest secrets?

Chuck

Do you have more or less than five real best friends?

Less

1. Are you afraid to answer sexual questions?

No

2. Are you a couple with the last person you kissed on the lips?

Yes

3. Have you broken the law in the last three days?

Yeah

4. Where were you on July 4th, 2010?

I have no idea

5. Are you in a good mood?

Meh

6. What are you excited about?

Spending the weekend with AJ

7. Do you know anyone who has messed up your life?

To a degree

8. Can you read other people’s expressions?

Yeah

9. Can you honestly say that at this point in time you’re happy with the way things are?

They are alright

10. Have you ever been given roses?

Yes

11. What should you be doing?

Nothing

12. Have your friends ever randomly stopped by your house?

Yes

13. Are you imagining someone naked right now?

Nah

14. Are you wearing a necklace? Who got it for you?

No

15. Looking back, did you ever waste too much time on someone that treated you badly?

Yep. Entirely too much time

16. What colour is your underwear, seriously?

Black

17. Have you ever seen your best friend cry?

Yes

18. Do you walk around naked when no one’s home?

Nah

19. Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew?

Yes

20. Name some things you would NOT tolerate in a relationship?

Prison.

21. Are you saving up money for anything in particular?

The future…I’d like to move out eventually

22. Ever kissed a light-haired, light-eyed person?

Yes

23. Do you still talk to the person you were dating six months ago?

Yeah…we’re still together

24. Would you walk into Walmart naked for £10,000?

No

25. Do you have a secret that you’ve never told ANYONE?

Yes

26. Will you be in a relationship in the next couple of months?

Yes

27. Do you have a dirty mind?

Yes

28. Do your girlfriend/boyfriend’s parents like you?

Yep

29. What pisses you off the most?

Heartburn

30. Do you wish upon stars?

Sometimes

31. Would you go back and change any part of your life?

Maybe.

32. Who are your last five texts from?

Mom, AJ, Melissa, Kerry, Felicia

33. Do you take pills daily?

Yes

34. Do you make the first move?

I could

35. Have you ever sacrificed something for someone you love?

Yes

36. Think to the last person you kissed; have you ever kissed them on the ground?

Yes

37. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having?

I can’t stand up straight

38. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?

Both

39. What’s something that can always make you feel better?

Snuggling

40. What are the chances of you getting high in the next twenty-four hours?

I just took a perc for my back so I’m kinda high now…

41. Is it cute when a girl is immature?

No

42. Who was the last person that said something mean to you?

IDK

43. Any of your friends taking medication that’s messing up their hormones?

Why would I know…?

44. How much money do you have on you?

None. All my money is in the bank

45. When was the last time you were truly, completely happy with your life?

Yesterday

46. When was the last time you completely broke down?

Recently

47. Do you have a condom in your room?

Probably

48. What’s more important to you: good grades or having fun?

Fun

49. Does it matter to you if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?

No, but I like that mine doesn’t

50. If someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you?

Nah

51. Can you think of one person you call any time and know they will help?

Yes

52. If you could meet only one person, living or dead, who would it be?

Judy Garland

53. Would you ever date someone just because they’re rich?

Nah

54. Did your dream last night involve blood?

No

55. Ever seen someone just roll out of bed and still look hot?

Yes

56. Is it ever too late to apologize?

Yes

57. What do you think of people who hate vegetarians?

Who cares?

58. Do you like the colour purple?

Yes

59. Who was the last person you sent a text to?

AJ

60. Do you think texting is overrated?

No

61. Can you spend a whole night with the last person you kissed?

Yes

62. Do you ever get complimented on your eyes? What colour are they?

Yes; hazel

63. Someone says “all guys are players”; you say?

Bullshit

64. How often do you talk on the phone?

Every day

65. Do you miss someone?

Yes

66. Do you believe that what goes around comes around?

Yes

67. Did the last person you kissed have braces on?

No 

68. Who was the last person you saw in person?

Justin


Will you have sexual intercourse within the next week or two?
Depends on how the old spine is feeling.

The last time you saw your best friend, what did you do?
We went to Partridge Creek


If you had to decide, would you rather have a pet squid or badger?
Badger

Do you think your ex still wants to be with you?
I hope not

What is a word you say a lot?
Awesome


Is there anything you should be worried about?
Kind of

Ever wondered what it would be like dating the same gender as you?
Yes


You’re up after 3 AM, what’s the reason?
80’s Party

Are you in a relationship with anyone?
Yes

‘Who was the last person to text you “hello”?
IDK

Have you ever liked someone just because they were good-looking?
Yep

What were you doing 2 hours ago?
Showering

What will/did you do today?
I went to physio and then work

Name something random in the same room as you:
Empty gerbil cage

Is smoking a turn-off?
Nah

What are your outlooks on gay/bisexual people?
Do what makes you happy

Has a boyfriend/girlfriend ever put alcohol/drugs before you?
Yes

Every girl needs a little black dress. Do you agree?
Yes

What kind of mood are you in?
Pain

Who was the last person you kissed?
AJ

Would you want to kiss them again within the near future?
Every day.

If you could have anything in the world, what would it be and why?
A shitload of money so I could quit my job and go live with my love

Do you have the time by any chance?
9:38

Are you someone who enjoys seeking attention from others?
Nah

Are you in love?
Yep

Why aren’t you dating the last person who you texted? 
I am

How open are you with people, out of 10?
1

Do you think you can last in a relationship for over 6 months?
Yes

Have you ever lost someone you wish you didn’t?
Yes

Do you enjoy reading?
I love it

What are your parents doing right now?
Watching TV

How many cigarettes have you smoked today?
Zero

4 months ago, who did you have a crush on?
AJ

Say something to someone without stating names:
You will never know how grateful I am for your friendship.

What is your dream car?
Mustang

Do you honestly have feelings for someone at the moment?
Yes

Is there anything upsetting you?
MY SPINE.

How is the weather?
It’s night time and chilly

What are you looking forward to within the next few months?
Electric Forest

When was the last time you smoked pot?
I would never smoke this marijuana you speak of.

What’s the closest item that is yellow?
Phone case

Are you eating/drinking anything right now?
No

What jewelry are you wearing?
Earrings and my claddagh ring

Who/what is the last thing you snuggled with?
AJ

Are you watching TV? If so what’s on?
Yes. Some horrible gun show

Got an itch you can’t scratch?
Yup

What are you wearing right now?
Yoga pants and a tee

Are you hungry for anything?
Reese Sticks

What is the last thing to make you laugh?
Flailing

How many texts are in your inbox right now?
A lot

What is the last thing you drank?
Frozen coke


Can you cook? If so, what’s the last thing you made?
NOOOOOOOO

Do you have a sweatshirt on right now?
No

Are you waiting for someone to come online right now?
Nope.

What is the last movie you watched?
Um…

What song do you hate?
That Gotye song

Is someone on your mind?
Yep

Do you have any siblings?
Yes, 3.

What grade are you in this year?
I’m a senior in college

Are you old enough to vote?
Yes

When was the last time you went out to eat?
I had fast food tonight but I didn’t go out to get it

Do you have a song stuck in your head right now?
No

Did you do anything fun for your summer vacation?
I’m going back to the forest with my love

Have you ever had to clean a cat box before?
No

Do you have any pets?
Chuck, my beagle

Who/what do you miss right now?
AJ

Have any vacations planned for any time soon?
Electric Forest next month

When was the last time you had ice cream?
A few days ago

Do you have a Facebook?
Yes

Where is your best friend right now?
Molly’s probably at home. AJ and Moose are at her house.

How is your hair done right now?
It’s not

When was the last time your picture was taken?
Yesterday

Anything sore?
My back

Who was your last phone call from?
AJ

Are you anyone’s first love?
Doubt it


Has someone ever told you they want to spend the rest of their life with you?
Yes

Can you love someone without trusting them?
Yeah…but it’s not real love

If the year consisted of only one season, which would you choose?
FALL

What are you doing tomorrow?
Working

Do you like the person you are becoming?
Yes. For the first time, yes.

Do you miss anyone from your past?
Yes

If you could see someone right now, who would it be?
AJ

Do you find the opposite sex confusing?
No

Are you open about your feelings or closed off?
Closed off

Did you ever lose a best friend?
Yes

Do you trust all of your friends?
No

If someone likes you, what would be the best way to let you know?
Just tell me

Has anyone upset you in the last week?
Yes


Do believe everyone deserves a second chance?
No

Would you ever get back with an ex?
No

Is there anyone who won’t leave you alone right now that you wish would?
Nah

What holiday is your birthday close to?
Christmas :(

Are you easily distracted?
At work

Do your teeth chatter or do you get goosebumps when you’re cold?
Both

If you could buy a dog right now, what would you name it?
Otis

What’s the worst thing to happen to you today?
I can’t stand up straight

Last person you commented?
IDK

Will you be in a relationship next month?
Yes



1.Who’s the last person you talked to about sex? 

I HAVE NO IDEA! Probably some random person at work

2.Have you ever sat in the back of a police car? 

No

3.Are you stubborn? 

Yes, to a fault.

4.If you took a drug test right now, would you pass? 

The only drugs in my system are legally prescribed ones.

5.Who was the last person to be on a bed with 

you? 

AJ

6.Do you tend to hold a grudge? 

Yes

7.Who is the last person that pissed you off? 

A customer at work

8.Whats something that bothers you about girls? 

Bitchiness

9.What’s a fact about the last person that texted you? 

She is turning 21 in one week

10.Who sits in behind you in your math class? 

I haven’t taken a math class since 2008

11.Where is the biggest scar on your body? 

My ankle

12.Have you ever been told you were amazing? 

Yes

13.Would you date someone who was addicted to drugs? 

 Not sure

14.When was the last time you fought with your parents? 

I have no idea

15.What was the last alcoholic beverage you drank? 

Vodka and coke…haven’t drank in a LONG time

16.What would your last name be if you married the last person you texted?

Fitzgerald

17.Do you care if people hate you for no reason?

No

18.Who was the last person to play with your hair? 

Probably AJ

19.Do you get along with girls? 

Yes

20.Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it? 

Yes, absolutely

21.Who was the last person you kissed on the cheek? 

IDK

22.Who are your last 4 txts from?

Molly, AJ, Momma, Moose

23.Who was the last girl you talked to? 

Molly

24.Do you know anyone who drinks a lot? 

Yes

25.Would you ever get plastic surgery? 

No

26.Do you speak any other languages other than English? 

A bit of Spanish

27.What was the last lie you told your mother?

IDK…

28.Have you ever had to call the cops on someone?

No

29.What was the last compliment you received? 

“You’re a big wig.”

30.Have you talked to a bitch today? 

Yes

31.Are your parents divorced? 

Nope!

32.Are you a virgin?

No

33.Do you judge people you don’t know? 

I try not to

34.Are you a bad influence? 

I definitely can be ;)

35.Is there anyone that’s in love with you right now? 

Yep

36.Would you ever live with any of your best friends? 

Sure

37.How many people in your life have you punched?

Like seriously decked? One

38.Are you photogenic? 

Not so much

39.Does anyone know a really deep and dark secret about you?

My dog

40.Do you use birth control pills? 

Yes

41.When was the last time you went to a funeral? 

Freshman year of college

42.Favorite sex position?

Doggy

43.What do you receive the most compliments on? 

My speaking voice or my shirts

44.Do you currently owe anyone money? 

The federal government

45.Would you ever marry anyone for their money? 

No

46.Do you usually have a lot of drama in your life?

No

47.Who do you think is the most attractive actor? 

IDK

48.How old is the last person you kissed on the lips?

25

49.Have you ever walked away from someone who was yelling at you? 

Yes

50.Are you 100% over the last person you kissed? 

No…he’s my boyfriend…

51.What’s one thing you don’t like about yourself? 

My thighs

Have you kissed more than 3 people since the start of 2012?
No

Who are your last 5 texts from?
Felicia, Molly, AJ, Momma, Moose

Does anyone miss you right now?
Yes

Who were you dating this time last year?
That was a fucked up situation…

Do you still talk to the person you fell hardest for?
Yes

Do you like anybody?
Mmmhmm

Have you kissed anyone whose name started with a(n) C, E, F, J, D?
No

Who was the first person to text you this morning?
Moose

What was the last thing in your mouth?
Cheezits.

How’s this summer been?
Well it’s May…

Are you returning to the same school this upcoming year or starting a new one?
Same

Where would you want to be right now?
In AJ’s bed

Do you know anyone who has cancer?
Yes

Have you ever broken someones heart?
I don’t know

When was the last time you cried?
I cry a lot because of my back…so…

Are you good at hiding your emotions?
Yes

Do you know someone named Oscar?
No

Is something wrong with you right now?
There’s always something wrong

Have you ever been on a diet?
Yeah

What do you want right now?
AJ to get out of work

What should you be doing right now?
Nothing

What are you listening to?
It’s Always Sunny

Have you ever given your all to someone who walked away?
Yes

When’s your birthday?
  Dec 22

Does anyone hate you?
IDK

What’s your mood right now?
Meh

Do you want a job?
I have one

What are you doing next week?
Celebrating Molly’s 21st, finishing up physical therapy, working

Have you tested out the iPad yet? if yes, are you interested in getting one for yourself?
No

How much money is in your primary bank account right now?
A lot

Have you ever had sex while you were on your period?
Define ‘sex’.

Do you have any Silly Bandz? (those bracelets that when you take them off they form in the shape of an animal or an object)
No

Do you keep little things just because of the memory that they hold?
YES

Do you have a gym membership? If so, what gym do you go to?
No

When you were a kid, was swimming a strength or a weakness for you?
Weakness

Think about your childhood best friend: Can you imagine hanging out with her/him at this age? or are you way too different?
Yes, we are still BFFs.

Do you pee in the shower?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?
Yes

Do you like Word Searches, Crossword Puzzles or Sudoku’s better?
CROSSWORD PUZZLES

When someone is bothering you, do you often have trouble telling the person how you feel even though you’re upset?
Yes

Does Taco Bell give you a stomach ache?
No

Do you own any lingerie?
Yes

If you got pregnant at a young age, would you want to star in 16 and Pregnant?
No

Have you ever played Circle of Death?
No

Have you ever given/received a lapdance?
No

If you had the choice between having a boy or a girl which would you prefer?
I want a puppy

Been guilty of giving someone the finger while driving?
Yes

What is your guilty pleasure(s)?
Toddlers and Tiaras

Ever played tag in the dead of night?
Yes

Been kissed by someone who you knew was “bad” for you?
Yup

Have you ever had a boyfriend who you really liked but they were a horrible kisser?
No

Ever taken an at home pregnancy test?
Yes. When your period is two weeks late it’s a lot of fun

Do you think you should’ve waited to have sex until you were older? OR are you a virgin?
No

Do you like Redbull?
No

Ever thought you were gay?
Noooo

Ever had a pimple so bad that even make-up didn’t cover it up?
In middle school

Would you rather eat your pizza cold or hot?
HOT

Are you over the age of 18?
Yes

Would you ever be in a “Girls Gone Wild” tape?
No

Would you rather date a guy with a British accent or an Irish accent?
Irish

Do you currently have a bruise?
No

Have you ever had fake nails?
No

Do you say “shit” a lot?
Yes

Have you been called a “jesus freak”?
No

Have you ever dated someone with a keg-belly?
Nah